FM Addiction - A different kind of article
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This is a very unique article in that it takes the words of a song by Muse, entitled 'unintended' and relates them to Football Manager and the addiction we all feel for FM.
Dear Football Manager 2008
You could be my unintended, choice to live my life extended
You could be the one I'll always love
You know it's there long before you even check the mailbox in the morning. It just feels so right, everything around you seems so bright compared to the dark loom left by the last mistake. It's new and fresh, it's everything you ever wanted, it's shiney! It's like getting two prizes in the ceral box, it's like getting free brownies while getting a blowjob behind the shed, it's a case of good whiskey and the maturity to enjoy it. Even the damn birds are singing, THE BIRDS! Woooooha, daddy Miles is good.
You could be the one who listens to my deepest inquisitions
You could be the one I'll always love
Because that's what we're all thinking, is it not? Maybe this version will be the best ever? Maybe SI actually read those long, long articles we wrote them about what WE want. This year, nobody will have fecked up anything, there will be no bugs, no super-youngsters, no unbeatable tactics. This is the game you just can keep on updating, you'll never get tired, SI has made it!
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
Now remember to call grandma, tell her you are sorry you will forget next weeks sunday dinner, she will understand. Heck, it's not every sunday you have the chance to take on Barcelona with your local team, everyone will understand. And call your teachers while you are at it. Enough talk about how you had to pull that all-nighter instead of prepearing for your exams (again) will no doubt make them see your point, they'll just have to let you take them again! Friends, family, girlsfriends, your future career and income, what does it matter? It's SI, IT'S GOD DAMN SI!
First there was the one who challenged
All my dreams and all my balance
She could never be as good as you
But first, let's just delete this old games. Yeh, they were a mistake, everything is good now. Sssh, let's just let that one rest, they can't all be winners. They will take care of us this time, SI would never abandon us, it's all been a mistake, a horrible mistake and they are back to make it all good now. You can just throw this in on the corner with all the other ones, all the other mistakes
You could be my unintended
Choice to live my life extended
You should be the one I'll always love
You should, damn it. But what is this, A BUG? AGAIN? Daddy, there's salad in my meat! A patch less than a week after release, it all sounds so familiar..
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
They did it again.
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
We did it again.
You could be my unintended, choice to live my life extended
You could be the one I'll always love
You know it's there long before you even check the mailbox in the morning. It just feels so right, everything around you seems so bright compared to the dark loom left by the last mistake. It's new and fresh, it's everything you ever wanted, it's shiney! It's like getting two prizes in the ceral box, it's like getting free brownies while getting a blowjob behind the shed, it's a case of good whiskey and the maturity to enjoy it. Even the damn birds are singing, THE BIRDS! Woooooha, daddy Miles is good.
You could be the one who listens to my deepest inquisitions
You could be the one I'll always love
Because that's what we're all thinking, is it not? Maybe this version will be the best ever? Maybe SI actually read those long, long articles we wrote them about what WE want. This year, nobody will have fecked up anything, there will be no bugs, no super-youngsters, no unbeatable tactics. This is the game you just can keep on updating, you'll never get tired, SI has made it!
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
Now remember to call grandma, tell her you are sorry you will forget next weeks sunday dinner, she will understand. Heck, it's not every sunday you have the chance to take on Barcelona with your local team, everyone will understand. And call your teachers while you are at it. Enough talk about how you had to pull that all-nighter instead of prepearing for your exams (again) will no doubt make them see your point, they'll just have to let you take them again! Friends, family, girlsfriends, your future career and income, what does it matter? It's SI, IT'S GOD DAMN SI!
First there was the one who challenged
All my dreams and all my balance
She could never be as good as you
But first, let's just delete this old games. Yeh, they were a mistake, everything is good now. Sssh, let's just let that one rest, they can't all be winners. They will take care of us this time, SI would never abandon us, it's all been a mistake, a horrible mistake and they are back to make it all good now. You can just throw this in on the corner with all the other ones, all the other mistakes
You could be my unintended
Choice to live my life extended
You should be the one I'll always love
You should, damn it. But what is this, A BUG? AGAIN? Daddy, there's salad in my meat! A patch less than a week after release, it all sounds so familiar..
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
They did it again.
I'll be there as soon as I can
But I'm busy mending broken pieces of the life I had before
We did it again.
